Things White People Say To Brown Indian Guys

These are just some of the things that white people (and others) say to brown guys (indian people). I have to confess, I actually did very well in math. Honors.

***SUBSCRIBE***
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO4RvO4V8eDp-JEpWirKnaQ

LET’S CONNECT ON:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/skizzytv
Twitter: https://twitter.com/skizzytv5
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/skizzytv5/
Google+: https://plus.google.com/b/112667082952268620042/112667082952268620042
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/skizzytv/
Tumblr: http://skizzytv.tumblr.com/
DailyMotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/skizzytv

COMMON STEREOTYPICAL QUESTIONS:

“Your indian So do you speak hindi?”
-No I speak Punjabi.
Oh, poonjabi, I know poojabi.

Do you know Russell Peters?
-Yeah, all indian people know all indian people

“Will you get to ride an elephant at your wedding?”
-Of course, how else would I get there.

“What’s going on in cricket these days?”
-I don’t know, I don’t watch cricket
What? Isn’t that crime?
-Only in India.

“Can you bring me some naan, I had that shit, it was fucking amazing?”
-We don’t make at home. We buy it from the grocery store like everyone else.

“Why would you guys get an arranged marriages?”
-Because it’s a loteasier than filling out the eharmony  questionaire.

“Don’t you ever get sick of curry?”
-No.

How can you eat that shit all the time? Looks like fuckin diarehha? Whats wrong with you?
-I don’t eat it all the time. Friday’s Pizza Day.

“Aren’t you suppose to have dot right here?”
-I didn’t come with one, you ignorant basstard.

“Is Diwali like your Christmas?”
-Yeah, Diwali is our Christmas.

“what’s that holiday where you throw the colors in peoples faces? I love that one.”
-Holi, I’d like to throw something in your face right now.

“Indians are Asians but you guys don’t the eyes, whats up with that?”
-Were South Asians, represent, bitch!

“Have you ever ridden on top of a train?”
-Only when I elephant was sick

“Your not like Arab, are you?”
-(Nod head No)

“Is it true that india smells like shit?”
-Let’s just say that as soon as you step off the plane, you immediately know where you.

“Is there nothing but call centers over there?”
-Yeah, over a billion people doing nothing but answering phones and providing tech support 24/7.

“I guess you’re a vegetarian because you guys worship the cows?”
-We just eat burgers.
Do you have to go and like pray now then?

“Why do you need sooo many gods, do you guys think that your better than us?”
-Yeah, so we can be better than you, that’s the only reason.

“Hey, can you help me with my math homework?”
-I’m getting the same marks as you. For the last time,I’m not good at math.

“Can you teach me about saris?”
-It’s a women’s dress, what do you want me to teach you. I don’t know anything

“what’s it like in a third world country?”
-dirty.

“Is it just like Slumdog Millionaire?”
100%, just like the movie

Teach me how to say something in indian?
-(middle finger, do you understand that or do you need me to translate)

***LIKE THIS VIDEO and SUBSCRIBE***

*****STAY FROSTY*****

Advertisements

Author: skizzy

I make Videos about stereotypes, weird news, top10's, reactions, gaming, challenges and more. Youtube Subscribe to see my videos as soon as their uploaded. Thank you for watching!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s