She Wants 10,000? | Omegle Trolling first Time

via IFTTTOmegle trolling for the first time. Made a lot of mistakes. Tried to edit as best as I could after 30+ minutes of the forest of dicks (really leaves you a little disoriented). This girl tries to get 10,000 from me on Omegle. Seriously? I’m wearing a plain white t (it just looks black on camera). I’ll get better. Hope you guys get a laugh out of it.


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Gunnar Olsen – Hands Way Up
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Top 21 Most Common Canadian Stereotypes – TRUE or FALSE?

via IFTTTThese are the top 21 most common Canadian stereotypes. Are they true or false? Some of these have been created by tv shows and movies, while others are just based on ignorance.


Top 21 Canadian Stereotypes:
1) Marijuana is legal
– Marijuana is not legal
2)We all love curling
-False, I fucking hate curling with a passion.
3)It’s winter all year round
-False, Our winter is from Nov-Mar.
4)Everyone’s very nice
-Mostly true, theres more nice people than the other types
5)There is only one road in Canada
-This is completely False, I regularly drive on more than one road. The road’s made out ashphalt, not ice or snow.
6)We all drink Tim Hortons
-No we do not. I don’t even drink coffee.
7)We only watch hockey
False, I watch other shows like csi, criminal minds “why did you leave us morgan, why?”.
8)We hate the US
Only during hockey season.
Advertising companies like mcdonalds mcrib
9)We love maple syrup / we put it on everything
No, we put it on pancakes and waffles like everyone else.
10)We skate/ski to work
We have car, streets, traffic lights and prick cops.
11)Everyone listens to Rush/Celine Dion/Justin Bieber
No. Everyone ‘s has their own taste of music from ariane grande to drizzy.
12)All we eat is poutine
No, if we only ate poutine, we would all be like 300 lbs.
13)Everyone’s a lumberjack
I don’t why the fuck people think this. It’s not true but plade shirts are fucking awesome.
14)We have no telephones
We have landlines, cellphone and they work most of the time.
15)We use sled dogs for transportation
Maybe in the north. I’m stereotyping them right now.
16)Tim Horton is our President
We have a President. We have a Prime Minister. And it not Tim Horton.
17)Everyone lives in igloos
We live in homes made out of bricks and wood. Not fucking ice.
18)We ride polar bears
There a protected species. They’d eat us before they’d let us ride them.
19)We have beavers as pets
No. They only place that I like beavers is on the nickle.
20)We all know John from Canada
We have over 30 million people. I don’t even know everyone on my fuckin street.
21)We say “eh” a lot
This 100% true. Don’t try to fight it eh.

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Things White People Say To Brown Indian Guys

These are just some of the things that white people (and others) say to brown guys (indian people). I have to confess, I actually did very well in math. Honors.




“Your indian So do you speak hindi?”
-No I speak Punjabi.
Oh, poonjabi, I know poojabi.

Do you know Russell Peters?
-Yeah, all indian people know all indian people

“Will you get to ride an elephant at your wedding?”
-Of course, how else would I get there.

“What’s going on in cricket these days?”
-I don’t know, I don’t watch cricket
What? Isn’t that crime?
-Only in India.

“Can you bring me some naan, I had that shit, it was fucking amazing?”
-We don’t make at home. We buy it from the grocery store like everyone else.

“Why would you guys get an arranged marriages?”
-Because it’s a loteasier than filling out the eharmony  questionaire.

“Don’t you ever get sick of curry?”

How can you eat that shit all the time? Looks like fuckin diarehha? Whats wrong with you?
-I don’t eat it all the time. Friday’s Pizza Day.

“Aren’t you suppose to have dot right here?”
-I didn’t come with one, you ignorant basstard.

“Is Diwali like your Christmas?”
-Yeah, Diwali is our Christmas.

“what’s that holiday where you throw the colors in peoples faces? I love that one.”
-Holi, I’d like to throw something in your face right now.

“Indians are Asians but you guys don’t the eyes, whats up with that?”
-Were South Asians, represent, bitch!

“Have you ever ridden on top of a train?”
-Only when I elephant was sick

“Your not like Arab, are you?”
-(Nod head No)

“Is it true that india smells like shit?”
-Let’s just say that as soon as you step off the plane, you immediately know where you.

“Is there nothing but call centers over there?”
-Yeah, over a billion people doing nothing but answering phones and providing tech support 24/7.

“I guess you’re a vegetarian because you guys worship the cows?”
-We just eat burgers.
Do you have to go and like pray now then?

“Why do you need sooo many gods, do you guys think that your better than us?”
-Yeah, so we can be better than you, that’s the only reason.

“Hey, can you help me with my math homework?”
-I’m getting the same marks as you. For the last time,I’m not good at math.

“Can you teach me about saris?”
-It’s a women’s dress, what do you want me to teach you. I don’t know anything

“what’s it like in a third world country?”

“Is it just like Slumdog Millionaire?”
100%, just like the movie

Teach me how to say something in indian?
-(middle finger, do you understand that or do you need me to translate)


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If Indians Said the Stuff White People Say

This is what it would sound like if indians said the stuff white people say.

1)Screw U dude

2)Its not all smarties and mars bars

3)Hey there cornfritter

4)Your such a tool

5)Dammit I forgot to wear my fitbit

6)I am not racist, but…

7)Did you guys hookup?

8)Son of a biscuit

9)For Pete’s sale

10)Dude I shit u not

11)Well butter my backside and call me a biscuit

12)That was awesome dude

13)U fucking dipshit

14)Holy Macheral

15)I’m going to get so shit faced today

16)Geez La Weez

17)Mom can I get a gogurt


19)Go to time out bobby

20)15%, I will tip 20%

21)More mashed potatoes and gravy please

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